Want some laughs?? here, the Sardar Jee Jokes

I need some laughs and so does everyone else..cheers !!

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Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India ..

Boss: which part?

Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

I kick I box

Today's my first class of kick-boxing a.k.a Tae Bo...I nearly pass out halfway of the class *_* It really is a sign of getting old....or...overweight sobz. I used to be able to dance 2-3 hours nonstop haiiiiizzzzzzzz

However, it was great cos i sweat a lot...really a lot I would say. Maybe I shouldn't start with something so extreme like this since I have not work out for soooooo long...to get my body slowly adjusted haha. However I enjoyed today's kicking and boxing =D

Good nite..my body just surrendered LOL

My First Time

Not first love..not first kiss and whatsoever...is my first time doing - this>>>>>

They called it something like "burma" bridge...not sure what's the correct spelling but I called it circus stunt =P It was my department quarterly team building last week and not only this...we were to also complete "flying fox", cliff climbing(a real cliff -_-"), some army camp trainings like climb the net, swings and etc. in order to win our team some points.

GOSHHHH. I've not been doing any sports or exercise for the past one year and I had to complete all these in one morning. The day after....I got myself muscle-ache all over. But it was fun though =D

My long lost motivation is back

Received two good news in these two days..which somewhat cheer me up from my frustration @ work each day...it also kicks off my long lost motivation again *a very good thing i would say* =D

I hope its going to be a very good year for me. It's said that 2010 will be a good year for Rooster and I starting to believe it now WAHAHA *I am never superstitious on these stuffs but somehow it's somewhat accurate sometimes LOL* but well, no matter how lucky you're things not gonna fall from the sky if you just sit there and do nothing. I always believe our faith our future is always on our own hand. Lucks do help though hehe....

A very good start for me and I feel blessed =) I shall put in more efforts cos i know I am not too far away from my dream =)

KC Furniture=cheater

I am totally pissed with KC Furniture. Last year around May we purchased a bedroom set from them and they were having lucky draw to attract people. grand prize was LCD TV..and some other stuffs like pillows, computer chair etc. So we won a computer chair.

I was expecting them to send the chair to us along with the furnitures we bought. But by the time they delivered us the furniture, we were told no stock for the chair. Fine...then totally no news from them even after 3 months. We went back to the branch @ Tg. Tokong to check on the status. Guess what...one of the aunty there immediately "changed" her face from smiling to somewhat frustrated/impatient the moment she found that we're checking for our "UNlucky" draw stuff....telling us "I don't know anything about this..pls check with the people in office as they are the one tracking this" HECK, when you're trying to get us purchase the furnitures anything is possible for you...but you're pushing us away when we're not buying anything but asking for OUR lucky draw goods???????? THIS IS SO DAMN GREAT

SO have we got our chair??? f***ing NO. Even after a few follow up calls since last year. I see this as cheating cos if you're not able to give out the gifts or never willing to give out then don't have it.

KC furniture is now blacklisted from me. I will never make any purchase from them anymore!!!!

Baskin Robin Pink Day

I bet a lot people has already knew that every Wednesday will be Baskin Robin's Pink Day. Forwarding emails here and there =P Just wear pink...could be anything - shirt, accessories, shoes....bras or panties??(if you don't mind showing them) muahahaha and you can get a junior double scoops ice cream by paying the price for single scoop =D

I happened to wore pink on Wednesday and happened to be in QBMall...so why not!! Ahhhhh...yummy =P

Alice in Wonderland 3D

YES!!! going for the movie premier tomorrow night(ummm nope is later tonight cos now is already Thursday lol). I normally don't go movie after 9pm on working day...but well, I'll make it an exception this time because it's my LOOOOOONG AWAITED movie - Alice in Wonderland. 3D some more WOOHOO.

This is like what...my second 3D movie in cinema *excited* ehhhh no no it's going to be the 3rd. 1st was "UP", 2nd was Avatar *Oooo I feel like watching again =P*

I better go to bed now so I won't fall asleep during the movie at night. Nahhh I bet i never will...no matter how tired I am. Here, a movie wallpaper for it...
And not to forget, my all time favorite actor >>>> Johny Depp *_* He's just awesome...he can take up whatever character...take it ugly or weird. A real great actor I would say =D
Good Nite......